Saturday, March 17, 2007

My girlfrend, my car...

Girlfriends are like cars:

  1. Car: Expensive but if you work hard and earn enough money for down payment, no problem!
    GF: "hard sell" but if you work out her heart, she's yours..

  2. Car: Choose wisely before you pick your car, you're gonna stick to it for some time till you get enough cash for the next down payment.
    GF: Choose wisely, you only get one gf at a time and hopefully only 1 wife.

  3. Car: Before buying, the only concern you have is getting enough money for the car
    GF: Before dating, you only worry about winning her heart

  4. Car: After buying, you worry about maintenance and keeping it in tip top condition
    GF: When dating, you worry about maintaining the relationship & keep her happy.

  5. Car: Don't get a car you cannot maintain, you'll run it down and waste your money
    GF: Don't go over your league, patching here and there won't last.

  6. Car: Pick the wrong car? not easy to sell off also...
    GF: Breaking up is hard to do

  7. When you lose your car, you go back to public transport
    When you lose your gf, you go back to the single population

1 comment:

UC said...

Then can I write one with CLOTHES VS. BF?????? :P