The Bear...

Hello again to all my f... Waaaaat is that??? Disco bear? Hahahaha... What can I say... hmm... There's a lot to say about this bear. If you look at him, he looks like as if he's (the bear) in a very relaxed position while... ehem... someone down there is suffering :P Heck I could already make up stories about this picture...

Scenario 1: Stupid bear goes Poo-poo

Once upon a time, there was a very tired boy who underwent a lot of studies. He came across a house with 3 beds and thought, "Maybe i should take a nap?..." and so he did. He approached the first bed and felt the comfy matresses with his hand... "Waaaaaaaaat! is this a frying pan or a bed??!!".

The first bed was out of the question so he went on to the second bed... "OOooo this is soft!" and up he jump onto the bed and *Plop!* *huff* *huff* *huff* "I'm suffocating!!" he tought to himself. The bed was too soft and so he sank deep into the matress. He somehow managed to pull himself out and went over to the last bed.

"Ahh.. this better be good.." he said to himself. Just as a caution, he felt the bed with his hands. "O.o ! Syokknyeee.. " it was smooth and cooling and just to be sure again... HE Stomped his right foot on the matress... "Ah! just the right comfy feel!" not too hard, not too soft.

The boy happily jumped onto the bed and went to Slumberland Version 2.0 in a matter of seconds... His mouth opened wide as if he was dreaming of food... *tik *tok *tik *tok as time passes by... It was already half an hour since the boy fell asleep on the super duper matress. Then suddenly, there was a loud thump(or squeak) heading towards the main door of the house...

When the door opened, it was standing there with an angry face! A 2 foot figure appeared and it waaaaas ... Jeng jeng jeng~ Kon-nicchi! (Kon of Bleach's long lost relative). "Ahhhh!!! where is it? where is it??? I need to goooo!!! Don't block my waaaay~~~". He sprang up the stairs and pushed open the door and then "Hoooley Syiiiiit!". "Papi Bear installed an automated toilet system for me!! Coool and its not even a model that I've seen before!!" or so he thought...

Without anymore further thinking he jumped onto the seat and *Ka-BOOOOOOM* ......."ahhh~~~~~" AND THE REST IS HISTORY!!!... Trust me.. you don't wanna know what happened next... Hahahaha

-epilogue-
Kon-nicchi: *blink* *blink*... This looks awfully similar to my bedroom... Woops! O.o, o.O
Boy: Mmnnnmnnn ca~aall 9~1~1~~~.


Scenario 2: Boy vs Bear, Final Round, Fight!

Bear sees bed, boy sees bed...

Boy: Nooooo!! Its mine!!!!

Bear: Noooo! I was here first!! I am here every night >:P

Narrator: Round 1, Fight!
*bam bam *dush *swish .....

Narrator: Round 2, Fight!
*Weeeee *Ring Ring *Wa la la la...

Narrator: Final Round, Fight!

Bear: Ultimate hidden technique! KEEENTUT-NO-JUTSU!!! *Prrrrrrrooooooot!*
Boy: ...
Bear: Summersault-rolling-fart-attack!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!
Boy: uuuggrrrhh.... ca~aall 9~1~1~~~.


-end of my silly daydreaming-

The Truth

Ok what the heck, I never thought of writing this part here until my girlfriend reminded me of why the bear was there in the first place... Hahahaha I was over at her place after my exams (if not mistaken) and was kinda tired. So I went to lie down on the bed while my itchy hands went to grab some soft toy from the bed. As I placed the bear on my face, which I really don't know why... My girlfriend saw that pose and persuaded me to put it back again so she could take a shot of it... and voilaaaa~~ you see an idiot with a bear on his face making up silly stories!

Hope you enjoy the crap I made up because I'm really... nuts at this moment... Hahaha And Yeah.. Feel free to comment on the picture :P

Quickie:
Bear: Brum brum! Honk! Honk!! Ah... what a wonderful life...